What Is The Height Of Honesty ?
Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…
Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…
Saturday, 8 November 2014
Good Professional
To Be A “Good Professional ”,
Always Start To Study Late For “Exams”.
Because It Teaches How To Manage “Time ”
And Tackle “Emergencies”!!
Always Start To Study Late For “Exams”.
Because It Teaches How To Manage “Time ”
And Tackle “Emergencies”!!
Interesting Statement
An Interesting Statement Written Above Wall - Clock In Examination Hall
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“Time Will Pass , But Will You…… . ??”
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“Time Will Pass , But Will You…… . ??”
Patient: Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea.
Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.
Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.
Santa
Santa Proposed A Girl.
Girl: I Am 1 Year Elder To You.
Santa: No Problem Dear, I`ll Marry You Next Year.
Girl: I Am 1 Year Elder To You.
Santa: No Problem Dear, I`ll Marry You Next Year.
Rajnikant Teaches
Once Rajnikant Teaches A
Kid How To Open The Door
Without Ringing The Bell ?
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Now That Kid Is Known
As CID Inspector Daya
Kid How To Open The Door
Without Ringing The Bell ?
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... .
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Now That Kid Is Known
As CID Inspector Daya
Two Friends
Two Friends Sitting On A Top Of The Hill.
1st Friend: If I Say To You Jump Down, Will You Do?
2nd Friend: Yes, I Will
1st Friend: Why?
2nd Friend: Because I Know You Will Catch My Hand And Pull Me Up
1st Friend: If I Don't Then ...?
2nd Friend: Then I'll Die With The Belief That
My Friend Tried His Best But Couldn't Save Me ..!
"Friendship Is Not About Doing Something
But About Believing Some One"
1st Friend: If I Say To You Jump Down, Will You Do?
2nd Friend: Yes, I Will
1st Friend: Why?
2nd Friend: Because I Know You Will Catch My Hand And Pull Me Up
1st Friend: If I Don't Then ...?
2nd Friend: Then I'll Die With The Belief That
My Friend Tried His Best But Couldn't Save Me ..!
"Friendship Is Not About Doing Something
But About Believing Some One"
Thursday, 22 May 2014
something special
*If You Are In Love:
-Get The Best Of It
-Forget The Bad Things
-Enjoy It Because Nothing Lasts Forever
-Get The Best Of It
-Forget The Bad Things
-Enjoy It Because Nothing Lasts Forever
Wednesday, 21 May 2014
SOME INTERESTING FACTS:
SOME INTERESTING FACTS:
1.Monalisa has no eyebrows.
2.The first owner of the marlbaro cigarette company died of lung cancer.
3.Alexander grahambell the inventor of telephone never telephoned his
wife or mother coz they both were deaf.
4. I AM is the shortest complete sentence in english.
5.The worlds thinnest book has only one word written in it:
everything and the book is titled: What A human Wants
1.Monalisa has no eyebrows.
2.The first owner of the marlbaro cigarette company died of lung cancer.
3.Alexander grahambell the inventor of telephone never telephoned his
wife or mother coz they both were deaf.
4. I AM is the shortest complete sentence in english.
5.The worlds thinnest book has only one word written in it:
everything and the book is titled: What A human Wants
Exams are like Girl friends
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
funny joke
Make love to your girlfriend on Valentine day.
She will give you good news on Mothers` day n u will have a child on children's day.
Don't try this on everybody. you will have bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
She will give you good news on Mothers` day n u will have a child on children's day.
Don't try this on everybody. you will have bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
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