Height Of Honesty

What Is The Height Of Honesty ?
Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…

Good Professional

To Be A “Good Professional ”,
Always Start To Study Late For “Exams”.
Because It Teaches How To Manage “Time ”
And Tackle “Emergencies”!!

Interesting Statement

An Interesting Statement Written Above Wall - Clock In Examination Hall
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“Time Will Pass , But Will You…… . ??”

Patient: Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea.
Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.

Santa

Santa Proposed A Girl.
Girl: I Am 1 Year Elder To You.
Santa: No Problem Dear, I`ll Marry You Next Year.

Rajnikant Teaches

Once Rajnikant Teaches A
Kid How To Open The Door
Without Ringing The Bell ?
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Now That Kid Is Known
As CID Inspector Daya

Two Friends

Two Friends Sitting On A Top Of The Hill.

1st Friend: If I Say To You Jump Down, Will You Do?
2nd Friend: Yes, I Will
1st Friend: Why?
2nd Friend: Because I Know You Will Catch My Hand And Pull Me Up
1st Friend: If I Don't Then ...?
2nd Friend: Then I'll Die With The Belief That 
My Friend Tried His Best But Couldn't Save Me ..!

"Friendship Is Not About Doing Something 
But About Believing Some One"